I LOVE quote's. So Here's a page of them!
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~A.Whitney Brown
"I LOVE ANIMALS...they taste good" ~Bumper Sticker
"If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything." ~Bill Lyon
"My wife and I were hapy for twenty years. Then we met." -Rodney Dangerfield
"Not as bad as you might have imagined." -Motto suggested for New Jersey by Calvin Trillin
"Condoms aren't completely safe. My friend was wearing one and got hit by a bus." -Bob Rubin
"A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires." -Woody Allen
"Eighty Percent of success is showing up." - Woody Allen
"Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily." -Gilda Radner (great comedian)
"It is the mind that makes the body rich." -William Shakespeare
"All generalizations are false." -Annonymous
"The hardest victory is the victory over self." -Aristotle
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." -Dr. Suess
"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of heartless world, the soul of a soulless condition; the opium of people." -Karl Marx
"The best way to keep your word is not to give it." -Napoleon
"Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable." -Sydney J. Harris
"If you're not playing a big enough game, you'll screw up the game you're playing just to give yourself something to do." -Peter McWilliams
"Do or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure." -Earl Wilson
"The only thing I can't stand is discomfort." -Gloria Steinem
"We act as though comfot and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need is something to be enthusiastic about." -Charles Kingsley
"If you think you can do a thing, or think you can't do a thing, you're right." -Henry Ford
"If we say we can't do something, we don't spend any time on it; therefore we can't. A self-fulfilling prophecy." -Peter McWilliams
"You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover is yourself." -Alan Alda
FEAR
"As Shakespeare pointed out, we are often 'distilled almost to jelly with the act of fear.'" -Peter McWilliams
"Of all base passions, fear is the most accursed." -Shakespeare
"Someone once described FEAR in an acronym: False Expectations Appearing Real." -Peter McWilliams
"Fear is pain arising from the anticipation of evil." -Aristotle
"The thing I fear most is fear." -Micheal Eyquem de Montaigne (1580)
"Nothing is terrible except fear itself." -Francis Bacon (1623)
"The only thing I am afraid of is fear." -Duke of Wellington *The 'Iron' Duke* (1831)
"Nothing is so much to be feared as fear itself." -Henry David Thoreau (1841)
"Fear is interest paid on a debt you may not owe." -Peter McWilliams
"To him who is in fear, everything rustles." -Sophocles (fifth century B.C)
"Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom." -Bertrand Russell
"Fear is that little dark room where negatives are developed." -Micheal Pritchard

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